I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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