Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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