She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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