I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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