i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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