So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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