If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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