i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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