Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
now i know why i became what i already was.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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