Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
His nipple licking is glorious
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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