So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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