There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The Olympian is in my bed
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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