The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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