So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize
