Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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