i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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