i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
