**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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