all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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