I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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