You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
God, I missed his penis.
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