I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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