But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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