i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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