I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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