i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Its about making memories worth repressing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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