This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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