Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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