Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
