i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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