so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Randomize
