Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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