You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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