that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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