Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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