and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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