Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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