i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Dignity is for republicans.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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