It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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