Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
either way he was missing a nipple.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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