scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Randomize
