Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize