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3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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