well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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