I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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