I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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