yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
