butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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