By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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