i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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