Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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