woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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