idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
did i just pee glitter
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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